In the spirit of the holidays (which ever holidays you prefer), here’s a bit lighter posting (rest assured, there are plenty of upcoming more technology focused postings in the works) about what many folks in the northern hemisphere are either dreading and dealing with, or, enjoying this time of the year and that is SNOW.
From the deserts of Las Vegas NV to New England, from Canada to Texas and most points in between and that’s just in the U.S., its that time of the year for SNOW (while friends from Oz remind me its summer down under this time of the year).
With that in mind and knowing how IT or other tech savvy folks enjoy or depend on the use of acronyms, buzzwords and so forth, here are some reworked terms in the spirit of the northern hemisphere winter season. You might want to down load "Valley Winter Song" (e.g. the song from the LL Bean commercials) rom Fountains Of Wayne via Amazon.com or some other venue if you have not done so to enjoy with your snow or working on your holiday shopping list.
Some acronyms include among others:
Backup Target – Where a lot of shoppers are waiting in line or stuck in traffic
Backup – Getting out of a snow bank, stuck in traffic, what the snow plows do sometimes
Battery backup – Spare or extra batteries to put into all of those new toys and gadgets
BC – Before Cold sets in
Best practices – How to use the snow removable equipment
Bus driver – person driving the metric transit bus full of holiday shoppers and revelers
Capacity planning – figuring out where to pile up the snow
Chain of events – Car driver on cell phone, Car hits ice, car slides into another car, chain reaction accident
Cloud – where the snow comes from
Cluster – Many cars piled up together stuck in traffic, nothing moving, see gridlock
Compress – Pile the snow up, let it settle
DAS – Direct Attached Snowplow
DR – Doctor to go see for your cold or back ache from shoveling snow or too much holiday cheer
Fibre Channel – How to get the weather channel on local cable
Global warming – What those dealing with snow might like to see a bit of right now
Generator – Essential equipment for geek’s and techno folks
Green – What the snow is now covering on the golf courses in much of the northern hemisphere colder areas
Grid – how the traffic highways are plugged with stopped cars and holiday shoppers
Grid lock – Encryption and security for grids or traffic jams
Hardware- Snow removable equipment
ILM – iPhone Loves Multimedia
InfiniBand – Giant bow around holiday presents
iPhone – I will call you latter
iSCSI – What some are referring to the slippery and dirty roads today
MSP – Managed snow removal professionals, or the Minneapolis / St. Paul Airport where holiday travelers may be stranded
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